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[comfortablyerect]

I'm not even there I got called into work.

The only way it'll be awkward is if you're still there when I get back.

[ Though it would be a nice way to unwind after a long day, coming home and fucking Kutter. ]

[kuttings]

Why did you make so much coffee there's like half a pot

[ kutter will probably take the biggest travel mug tim has and pour as much as he can into it too but that's just because kutter can't survive without five cups of coffee on a good day? ]

[comfortablyerect]

[ Because he didn't know how much coffee you wanted. ]

Because I thought I was gonna be there longer.

[kuttings]

why didn't you just immediately kick me out?

I feel weird i'm in your house and you're not.

[comfortablyerect]

Because if I woke you up you'd start talking.

It's only weird because you're making it weird.

[kuttings]

Fuck you, you love the sound of my voice gutterson.

[comfortablyerect]

Your voice makes me want to stab myself in the ears and drink myself into a coma.

[kuttings]

Oh really? Because last night you wanted me to keep going.

[comfortablyerect]

You're more tolerable when I'm drunk.

[kuttings]

It's just easier for you to forget you're a much lower caliber than I am.
It's okay.

:)

[comfortablyerect]

[ Kutter what does that even mean................... ]

Let's see if I make you coffee again.

[kuttings]

so you did make it for me.

[comfortablyerect]

Fuck off.

[kuttings]

I'd rather fuck you.

[comfortablyerect]

Stick around until I get back and we'll see.

[kuttings]

What? ew. Your place smells like barns and the countryside. I'm grabbing this lovingly made coffee and running.

[comfortablyerect]

It's fucking Lexington, there's not a barn for miles dipshit.

And don't take my Star Wars cup.

[kuttings]

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[ guess who just sent a selfie of him in his car with a nice star wars themed mug its kutter ]

[comfortablyerect]

I am literally going to arrest you.

[ And by that he means handcuff you to a headboard, ride the fuck out of you, and then leave you there for a couple of hours. ]

[kuttings]

You'd have to look up from your d&d game, nerd.
I think this mug and I are going on an adventure today.

[comfortablyerect]

And I can still kick your ass all the way across the state.

[kuttings]

a journey to the dumpster

[comfortablyerect]

Looks like you're gonna have to get that fancy suit dirty for once.

[kuttings]

Clothes make the man, Gutterson. You should try it, you dress like a fucking business-casual lumberjack.

[comfortablyerect]

I'd wear a $3000 three-piece suit but I don't want to get my ass kicked for being a faggot.

[kuttings]

I forgot you were knuckle dragging with the rest of the primordial ooze

[ see he knows three syllable words ]

We're going shopping when you come to LA you know that

I'm not being caught dead with you and your fucking flannel.

[comfortablyerect]

There is nothing you can do to make me dress like that much of a douchebag.

The flannel gets me plenty of ass, I don't need your fashion expertise.