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[comfortablyerect]

[ Kutter what does that even mean................... ]

Let's see if I make you coffee again.

[kuttings]

so you did make it for me.

[comfortablyerect]

Fuck off.

[kuttings]

I'd rather fuck you.

[comfortablyerect]

Stick around until I get back and we'll see.

[kuttings]

What? ew. Your place smells like barns and the countryside. I'm grabbing this lovingly made coffee and running.

[comfortablyerect]

It's fucking Lexington, there's not a barn for miles dipshit.

And don't take my Star Wars cup.

[kuttings]

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[ guess who just sent a selfie of him in his car with a nice star wars themed mug its kutter ]

[comfortablyerect]

I am literally going to arrest you.

[ And by that he means handcuff you to a headboard, ride the fuck out of you, and then leave you there for a couple of hours. ]

[kuttings]

You'd have to look up from your d&d game, nerd.
I think this mug and I are going on an adventure today.

[comfortablyerect]

And I can still kick your ass all the way across the state.

[kuttings]

a journey to the dumpster

[comfortablyerect]

Looks like you're gonna have to get that fancy suit dirty for once.

[kuttings]

Clothes make the man, Gutterson. You should try it, you dress like a fucking business-casual lumberjack.

[comfortablyerect]

I'd wear a $3000 three-piece suit but I don't want to get my ass kicked for being a faggot.

[kuttings]

I forgot you were knuckle dragging with the rest of the primordial ooze

[ see he knows three syllable words ]

We're going shopping when you come to LA you know that

I'm not being caught dead with you and your fucking flannel.

[comfortablyerect]

There is nothing you can do to make me dress like that much of a douchebag.

The flannel gets me plenty of ass, I don't need your fashion expertise.