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Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson ([personal profile] comfortablyerect) wrote2015-04-15 02:33 pm
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Because he didn't know how much coffee you wanted. ]

Because I thought I was gonna be there longer.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
why didn't you just immediately kick me out?

I feel weird i'm in your house and you're not.
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Because if I woke you up you'd start talking.

It's only weird because you're making it weird.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you, you love the sound of my voice gutterson.
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Your voice makes me want to stab myself in the ears and drink myself into a coma.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? Because last night you wanted me to keep going.
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're more tolerable when I'm drunk.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's just easier for you to forget you're a much lower caliber than I am.
It's okay.

:)
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kutter what does that even mean................... ]

Let's see if I make you coffee again.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
so you did make it for me.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather fuck you.
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Stick around until I get back and we'll see.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
What? ew. Your place smells like barns and the countryside. I'm grabbing this lovingly made coffee and running.
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's fucking Lexington, there's not a barn for miles dipshit.

And don't take my Star Wars cup.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
img attachement: fuckyou.jpeg


[ guess who just sent a selfie of him in his car with a nice star wars themed mug its kutter ]
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I am literally going to arrest you.

[ And by that he means handcuff you to a headboard, ride the fuck out of you, and then leave you there for a couple of hours. ]
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You'd have to look up from your d&d game, nerd.
I think this mug and I are going on an adventure today.
comfortablyerect: (the stars are under a different sky)

[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
And I can still kick your ass all the way across the state.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
a journey to the dumpster
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like you're gonna have to get that fancy suit dirty for once.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Clothes make the man, Gutterson. You should try it, you dress like a fucking business-casual lumberjack.
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'd wear a $3000 three-piece suit but I don't want to get my ass kicked for being a faggot.
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[personal profile] kuttings 2016-09-04 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
I forgot you were knuckle dragging with the rest of the primordial ooze

[ see he knows three syllable words ]

We're going shopping when you come to LA you know that

I'm not being caught dead with you and your fucking flannel.
Edited 2016-09-04 06:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] comfortablyerect 2016-09-04 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
There is nothing you can do to make me dress like that much of a douchebag.

The flannel gets me plenty of ass, I don't need your fashion expertise.
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