Why did you make so much coffee there's like half a pot
[ kutter will probably take the biggest travel mug tim has and pour as much as he can into it too but that's just because kutter can't survive without five cups of coffee on a good day? ]
I don't know, man. Just tell them you kick puppies or something.
Oh so Chastity is a no-go but you're fine with Craig? Maybe that's what you should tell people. You'd rather fuck a Craig than a Chastity. That'll keep them away.
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:14 am (UTC)Coffee in the kitchen if you want it.
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:16 am (UTC)[ he's literally texting in tim's bed so... ]
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:18 am (UTC)The only way it'll be awkward is if you're still there when I get back.
[ Though it would be a nice way to unwind after a long day, coming home and fucking Kutter. ]
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:23 am (UTC)[ kutter will probably take the biggest travel mug tim has and pour as much as he can into it too but that's just because kutter can't survive without five cups of coffee on a good day? ]
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:25 am (UTC)Because I thought I was gonna be there longer.
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:29 am (UTC)I feel weird i'm in your house and you're not.
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:31 am (UTC)It's only weird because you're making it weird.
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:51 am (UTC)It's okay.
:)
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Date: 2016-09-04 05:52 am (UTC)Let's see if I make you coffee again.
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Date: 2016-09-04 06:03 am (UTC)And don't take my Star Wars cup.
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Date: 2016-09-04 06:08 am (UTC)[ guess who just sent a selfie of him in his car with a nice star wars themed mug its kutter ]
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Date: 2016-09-04 06:10 am (UTC)[ And by that he means handcuff you to a headboard, ride the fuck out of you, and then leave you there for a couple of hours. ]
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Date: 2016-09-04 06:12 am (UTC)I think this mug and I are going on an adventure today.
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Date: 2016-09-04 06:22 am (UTC)[ see he knows three syllable words ]
We're going shopping when you come to LA you know that
I'm not being caught dead with you and your fucking flannel.
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Date: 2016-09-04 06:24 am (UTC)The flannel gets me plenty of ass, I don't need your fashion expertise.
tfln continuation; tim/arthur
Date: 2025-03-15 03:11 pm (UTC)tfln continuation; tim/gavin
Date: 2025-03-15 03:18 pm (UTC)Oh so Chastity is a no-go but you're fine with Craig? Maybe that's what you should tell people. You'd rather fuck a Craig than a Chastity. That'll keep them away.
tfln continuation; tim/quinn
Date: 2025-04-25 09:57 pm (UTC)If I was playing you, it'd be strip poker. Everybody wins at strip poker.